Los Angeles: Smug factor

If a fingerling potato falls in a forest, and nobody is there to put it on her TwitPic page, does it make a sound? In a crowd used to seeing movies 3 weeks before they open, and hearing songs months before they’re released, it can occasionally feel that if you haven’t tried the Korean live octopus at Masan or the foie gras loco moco at Animal, you barely exist. 

Score: –7