Fish-eye view of Hoover Dam
"Vegas doesn't typically attract, uh, out-doorsy people," says my cabdriver, on the way out of McCarran International Airport.
Perfect, I think. More room for me.
I'd heard all about Red Rock Canyon: It is climbers' heaven, with hiking and horseback trails galore. But I didn't know the relatively untracked Valley of Fire State Park is only an hour away; nor did I realize I could kayak down the Colorado River from the base of Hoover Dam. Vegas, baby, Vegas.
Our very first night, we wrap ourselves in the hotel's plush white robes, order room service, and watch America's Next Top Model. Off to a lame start, we realize. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Plus, we have an early morning on the Colorado River.
Before we catch even a glimpse of glitter, we see a trio of bighorn sheep moseying along a grassy hillside near the base of Hoover Dam ― our launching pad for the day's paddle. I'm happy.
At the suggestion of our Red Rock Casino adventure activities guide, David Bert, we sign up with Evolution Expeditions Kayaking ― a new outfitter with the best boats in town.
Given the tight security at the Southwest's landmark power source, only 30 water permits are issued daily. "Even without that rule, though, there wouldn't be many folks out here," says Evolution's owner, Dan Cameron. "Locals who've lived here forever have no idea you can do this! Took me 20 years to find out."
Feeling fortunate to get a bottom-up view of the monolithic dam in the early-morning light, we slip quietly down the glassy class I river and past the volcanic red rock of Black Canyon. Our first stop is Sauna Cave, where our guide, Aaron, leads us into a pitch-black 60-foot-deep, geothermally heated tunnel. We walk cautiously and ankle-deep in soothing, steamy water.Then we paddle on peacefully under the big blue sky, past peregrine falcons, our eyes peeled for more bighorns. I forget I'm in Las Vegas until Aaron informs me that his dream job is to be an aerial artist in a Cirque du Soleil show. "I'm worried I don't have the body," he admits, "but this kayaking gig should hopefully help my muscle tone."