The Tavernacle Social Club

You no longer have to be a member to get into the Tavernacle Social Club—so sip and at 9:00 p.m. watch dueling piano players (Wed–Sat) or take part in karaoke (Sun–Tue). Call out a request and the piano player will probably play your tune. Back it up with a bill or two, and he or she definitely will. Add another single to sweeten the deal, and the ivory tickler will stop whatever he or she was playing and belt out your song instead. Of course, the next patron can always trump your request...if you really want to have a rowdy time, come after 11pm, when the bar drops its self-imposed PG-13 rating and anything goes.