Back-on-your-feet brunch

It's 1 p.m. and you've just crawled out of bed. Here's what to eat, fast:

Menu (recipes follow):

• Speedy Huevos Rancheros
• Hair-of-the-dog Pineapple Soda
• Coffee & plenty of water
   

• Calories 709
• Bold flavors (but not too spicy) to burn through the fog
• Protein (37 grams), which breaks down into amino acids that help rid you of toxins
• Vitamins to replenish what the party ripped out of you
• Rehydration after a boozy evening (have water on top of soda)