It's amazing how many bad backyards we had to choose from. Although we'd love to grace all of them with a makeover, we had to select 3. And here they are: the Second Runner-Up, "Dispirited Desert Oasis" by Ann; First Runner-Up, "Woman has horrid yard at new home!" by Narda; and the Winner, "The Weeds Have Taken Over" by Norma. Enjoy your new patio furniture from Orchard Supply Hardware, winners!